So my only political commentary shall be on Palin’s “hypocrisy”. And keep in mind that I’m referring to the commentary of a gossip column writer, so… Here’s the thing. How do the actions of one’s daughter – who this country seem hell-bent on making a sexualized minor-adult – make one’s own abstinence-only education hypocritical? Hein?? I don’t quite get that. So, I can’t have an opinion about something that my child might not uphold? In a country where gynecologists routinely have “private” discussions with said children because it’s no longer a parent’s business whether or not their child is sexual active/HIV positive/pregnant??! Really? You’re making a generation of soulless, unaccountable cockhounds but “only because teenage sexual activity is so pervasive”. Has anyone noticed that the “cure” (which is to secretly give children condoms – which hell yeah teach kids not to do something….wait – and to keep a child’s abortion secret…. what were we talking about? Accountability?) is actually perpetuating the problem?!

Here’s the thing. You can’t have it both ways. Either morality has to do with religious faith or the two are separate (if we pretend it’s up to you). So either the Palin lady is amoral (for her daughter’s pregnancy) and therefore a hypocrite for claiming to uphold any such beliefs OR it means absolutely nothing and is therefore not newsworthy. Which is it.

Other than that… did you know your 12 year old daughter could be ONE LESS? Woman to enter high school with her hymen intact.

I hate people.